Upon entering work
- Coworker: Oh, look who it is, I was just talking shit about you.
- Me: Oh... you're so mean to me.
- Boss: Awww, you going to cry?
- Me: No...
- Boss: Wah, wah, you going to cry about it, wah wah?
- Me: Yes!
- Coworker: Oh, motherfucker, god damnit.
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