Blogging is Half the Battle

Yes, I realize my dog is a beefcake.

But there's no need to stop me four times in one block to tell me this. Though, if you're a little kid and act cute, I might be OK with it.
Little Boy: My older brother told me about Spider-man.
Me: Oh?
Little Boy: So, I am Spider-man-boy!
Little Girl: And I am Spider...
Little Boy: She is Spider-man-boy-GIRL!
Me: Oh!