So… Brad Garrett will watch me and my significant other bathe if I book it for the 14th?

littleorphanammo:

mercurypdx:

smashley:

THIS is a real place.  

http://www.covepoconoresorts.com/suites/theromantowers.aspx

LOL yes…. and IIRC they also have Heart Shaped hot tubs.

That’s fucking stupid.  I can never be allowed to rent that room, because I’d just get loaded and break one or more legs falling out of the ‘romance cup’ or whatever they’ve decided to call that thing.  I’d slip down those cup of love stairs onto the roses, cut myself on the thorns, trip into the pillar, knock myself unconscious while my head rolled over the candles and into the fireplace, setting the whole resort ablaze.