Blogging is Half the Battle: Archive

I returned ODST yesterday, but I still play the multiplayer. Don’t be concerned if some random person, me, adds you. I think my gamertag is Dieskae, I never pay attention. thecakeisalie: I fuckin’ love ODST!! any x-box livers out there my gt: creamofmittens

Oct 1st

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Sep 27th

Reason #56 that Jenn doesn't understand context

me: So. You give a lot of BJs and it tires you out?

jenn: I almost sent you a text last night

Sep 24th

Thirty Dumb Inventions →

American science fiction writer and founder of the Church of Scientology L. Ron Hubbard uses his Hubbard Electrometer to determine whether tomatoes experience pain, 1968. His work led him to the conclusion that tomatoes “scream when sliced.”

Sep 24th

Sep 23rd

I’ve decided that from now on I will no longer refer to the tilde key as so. I will henceforth refer to the tilde key as the little mustache key. ~

Sep 23rd

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Sep 18th

jenn: What did you have for lunch today? I went to Jack in the Box.
me: Subway. Chicken terry y... terriyaki... teriya... I give the $%@# up.
jenn: Tuna?
me: Yes, I was trying to spell tuna. You 'tard.
 *may not resemble exact conversation. this warning is because jenn doesn't understand interweb lag.

Sep 17th

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Sep 13th

tingly breasts →

jenniferism: Q: What else can cause tingly breasts besides pregnancy? A: Cancer, peppermint oil, stroke, fist fighting, poison oak, watermelon juice, excessive vacuum cleaner usage, theme parks, feeding orcas, unfiltered apple juice, rice, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever, and Elton John. … interesting

Sep 12th

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“Women cannot understand time travel. You know how Doc Brown knocks out...”

– Reddit user Prototypist

Sep 11th

Sep 10th

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Sep 9th

“I find it just a bit unsettling and inappropriate that iMDB has a mini-biography...”

– Cory Knopes

Sep 9th

Warbot in Accounting →

I highly recommend this web-comic. If you don’t like it, you’re dumb. Also, poopie-head.

Sep 8th

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Sep 8th

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Sep 7th

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Sep 6th

Jenn, please.

me: Jenn. Can you do me a favor?
jenn: what's that?
me: Stop talking about feces.
jenn: arg

Sep 4th

“I watched a show last night with my roommate. The female character in the show...”

– Cory Knopes

Sep 4th

Buy Facebook Friends →

If only I hadn’t deactivated!

Sep 4th

I'm Hopeless

My friend was trying a dating site, so he talked me into signing up with him. The first site rejected me, saying … Unfortunately, we are not able to make our profiles work for you. Our matching model could not accurately predict with whom you would be best matched. We hope that you understand, and we regret our inability to provide service for you at this time. The second site rejected...

Sep 4th