September 2009
42 posts
Yes, I realize my dog is a beefcake.
But there's no need to stop me four times in one block to tell me this. Though, if you're a little kid and act cute, I might be OK with it.
Little Boy: My older brother told me about Spider-man.
Me: Oh?
Little Boy: So, I am Spider-man-boy!
Little Girl: And I am Spider...
Little Boy: She is Spider-man-boy-GIRL!
Me: Oh!
August 2009
95 posts
I don't know what to think of this. →
Most definitely NSFW.
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Old Man (Go to Bed) by me (Cory Knopes)
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Polka by me (Cory Knopes) (ft. Phil Cable)
“Owe you dinner if I’m wrong, but Greedo shot first, no?”
– my worst best pick-up line
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Pretty Woman by me (Cory Knopes)
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I hate you, grocery store.
Why must the majority of the good foods at the grocery store come packaged in servings of two or more. Thanks for reminding me how cripplingly alone I am, grocery store. Either that, or I’m fat. Fat or alone, those are the options grocery store gives me. I’m both, I guess.
The only thing that doesn’t show a serving size of two is this bottle of tequila. I’m surprised I can...
Mike Nelson interview →
One of my childhood heroes. Along with Joel, Tom Servo, Crow T. Bot, and Gypsy, of course!
“Are you going to women? Do not forget the whip!”
– Friedrich Nietzsche
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Sunday by me (Cory Knopes)
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Saved by me (Cory Knopes)
It has a purpose →
I swear.
“The most significant contribution the comic made to popular culture has been the...”
– - Wikipedia
Living up to his name
me: I was up all night cleaning up puke, how about you?
jenn: doggie puke or drinking too much puke?
me: Well, both. He drinks vodka exclusively.
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Mother$%@#&! by me (Cory Knopes) (NSFW)
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Longest Poem in the World →
It’s beautiful…
Sunday by me (Cory Knopes)
I may have been drunk.
me: so is bella in love with this new were wolf guy, Black, what happened to Edward
jacquemae: are you reading the second twilight book?
me: no of coruse not
jacquemae: then where did the question come from
me: NEVERMIND
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Dear Los Angeles,
hrrrthrrr:
Maybe you should go ahead and rain today instead of just teasing us all. That’d be really great. xo heather
Orrrrr…. at least let the sun come back out. :(
Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis Have Sex in "Black... →
So disgusting. I shall be seeing this movie out of pure hate.
A Day In My Life →
I got a little overzealous with the Bitstrips thing last night; perhaps a little overzealous with the booze, too.
What happened last night? →
Why did I agree to start a Twitter. I’ll never do that again.
Dear online music radio,
Please stop playing songs with women moaning in them while I’m at work. I appreciate that you’re trying to open my music library to new and ecclectic things, but perhaps less pornography sounding music is needed. Thanks.
