August 2009
95 posts
I don’t want to die, but I’m not keen on living, either.
– Feel by Robbie Williams
I know...
Let’s start off a company meeting by announcing we’re seven thousand in the red and ask for suggestions of where we lost it… then spend the next seven, billable hours going over and reiterating and fighting about things the amazing new, poorly implemented, system.
me: Buy me one, please, thanks. Ladies only care about big weiners.
jenn: Well, yeah, that's true.
me: BIG DICKS AND MONEY. That's why I stuff my pants with fifties.
July 2009
5 posts