October 2009
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Wolverine Frog →
Average Cats →
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Look, I’m posting something nice for Heather this time.
Hi, Heather.
I’d tell you how awesome you are, but you kind of suck.
yur dum
– The Genius Brad Mothersbaugh
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me: If you watch closely during the scene where the SWAT team enters Gerard Butlers house, you can see that his ball sack is not held down and swings freely into frame 6.98 seconds into the scene.
aphexbret: .... wtf
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Vrrooooom.
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6 Year Old Steals Alien Aircraft and Flies to Home... →
Jenn's a biatch
me: http://kecute.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/bunny-ears.jpg
jenn: omg, what a douche
me: ...
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The dude in the little thing weiner.
– Jennifer (she almost deserves a “Things Jenn Says” twitter)
I hate kittens.
– William McBee
jenn: Do you ever have sex in your sleep?
me: How would I know?
jenn: Well, what's the first thing you remember after you fell asleep?
me: Waking up... WITH MY PENIS IN A VAGINA, OMG!
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