• me: I got 99 problems.
  • Zeda: you are talking to me, that makes 100
  • me: Did you just call yourself a bitch?
World’s skankiest bird.

World’s skankiest bird.

Aphext is a jerk.
  • me: :'(
  • aphexbret: k, time to work
  • aphexbret's new status message - Is playing guitar hero. 2 08 PM
  • me: WTF
  • aphexbret: (Auto Response) Is playing guitar hero.
  • me: You're a douche.




Goodbye, my friend. I’ll miss you always. You were incredible.

Goodbye, my friend. I’ll miss you always. You were incredible.



  • me: I like zebras. Because of their multicultural ways.
  • Zeda: me too.. what a coincidence
  • me: We should make out. We have so much in common.
  • Zeda: totally, om nom nom tongue nom nom
  • me: OM NOM NOM
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